Little Miss Witch.

egberts:

svvitzerland:

egberts:

svvitzerland:

svvitzerland:

 What is the opposite of a restaurant?

a workaurant

i hope you get arrested for this joke

i think i need to get arworked

(via whatsacanada)

maliciousmelons:

when the bell rings to go to lunch

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maliciousmelons:

“911 whats your emergency?” hi i need to report a kidnapping. my son is taking a nap in his room right now.

(via whatsacanada)

canderemy:

excuse you

(via hipster-jesus)

daves-applejuice:

clicking on someone’s blog and finding out they are hot 

(via loveislayeredloveisamystery)

thespywhospies:

yj-lover:

mishagusta:

so does this mean

that castiel

NEEDS A LAST NAME

mr. castiel winchester has nice ring to it

Cause if you like it then you should put a ring on it, right Dean?

(via karlimeaghan)